06 March 2017

Beavis & Butthead

"I can't eat any more broccoli."

I took one look at Matt's face and died of laughter. He looked just like a child that found out Santa Claus wasn't real. {spoiler alert} But I instantly felt bad. He wasn't the unhealthy one, he doesn't have to eat the way I do.

"I'm sorry. You don't have to eat like me.. I'll make something different for you."

Matt shook his head and wrapped his arms around me. "No. I'm doing this with you. It's good for both of us.. just no more broccoli for a while. K?"

"Yea, okay." I nodded. I have been over doing it..  My nonna {grandmother} gave me so much broccoli and I was trying to find new ways to cook it so it doesn't go to waste. But I guess Matt didn't appreciate that too much. Little does he know I put some in his smoothie this morning... Broccoli in the morning makes for a healthy day!

Life has been super boring these last few days.. hence why I haven't posted. We've been staying in and really putting our health first.. which makes for boring blogging! But.. if y'all want me to share some healthy but tasty recipes- let a girl know!

I haven't talked about work in a while, so I thought I would share some funny stories from the last few months.

Do you y'all remember Kevin? I've only written about him once, here. Well, he and I used to be really close. Ever since that incident though, he's been distant. I'm definitely 100% to blame for that though. He made me feel like a piece of shit, during a time that I was already going through something, and I haven't been able to forgive him. He's known me forever and he should have known better than to attack my personality. Anyways... him and David are now bffs and have become man whores. I mean.. Kevin kind of always was one, but not David.

Personally, I think it's hilarious. David has never been very confident around women, so I guess adopting this friendship with Kevin has transformed him. Dave and me still share and office, so he fills me in pretty much every Monday morning on their weekend adventures and I can't say that I don't look forward to hearing it... it's pretty amusing. I've nicknamed them Beavis and Butthead because 1. they look like them, and 2. they're both morons.

Also, they hired this new girl. Well, she's older so I guess we'll call her a woman. Her name is Galina, which in Italian means chicken, but she's Russian so I hope it means something different. I could never imagine naming my child "Chicken". She's also one of the meanest women I have ever met in my life! She doesn't like me very much because I challenge her authority - well, the authority she thinks she has - she really has none.

Dave and me have made it our mission to annoy her as much as possible. Sometimes we catch her swearing in Russian under her breath and we just kill ourselves laughing. I'm normally a very respectful person, especially when it comes to people older than me, but not when the respect isn't returned. I find it very hard to control myself when you treat me like a piece of shit.

Anyways, I'm hoping to have more fun posts for you guys soon. Feel free to leave me some questions / comments / concerns down below... I wanna chat with y'all!!
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